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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby perspicacious » Jun 22nd, 2016, 8:32 pm

4-Fishing wrote:
I just wondered how people realy felt about thier bodies being burnt . Whats werse , burning in a oven or being burried ? Both sound horrible .


It's bad taste to go there. Next topic please!
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby SmokeOnTheWater » Jun 22nd, 2016, 8:33 pm

4-Fishing wrote:I just wondered how people realy felt about thier bodies being burnt . Whats werse , burning in a oven or being burried ? Both sound horrible .

I assure you either way you wont feel a thing. I hope .. :135:
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby 4-Fishing » Jun 22nd, 2016, 9:10 pm

4-Fishing wrote:I just wondered how people realy felt about thier bodies being burnt . Whats werse , burning in a oven or being burried ? Both sound horrible .

SmokeOnTheWater wrote:I assure you either way you wont feel a thing. I hope .. :135:


it would suck to be burried alive , or burnt for that matter hahahaha
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby zzontar » Jun 27th, 2016, 9:36 am

Just saw some awesome journalism I have to share:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/dog-jaw-glued ... 44462.html

A dog who did what dogs do and ate whatever was in front of him ended up having his glue jawed shut for a staggering FIVE hours.

Jack Russell Alfie saw a Domino’s Pizza leaflet on the floor after it was dropped through the later box and took a big bite out of it.

However, the glossy paper mixed with his salvia formed a cement-like substance in his mouth, glueing it *bleep*.


Details, details...

edit: They used the wrong vowel in "shut"
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby zzontar » Jul 4th, 2016, 3:23 pm

Whoever writes the headlines for Castanet was on a roll today!

Thief served fresh justice

For peat's sake

Trashy thief busted

Lemonade kids squeezed


I usually see one cheesy one at a time but here were 4 on the same page.... like a 4 cheese pizza. I always look forward to the next slice, but I like cheese!
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Jul 18th, 2016, 11:39 am

Yoakum Yoakum Yoakam Yoakam. Spelled it wrong twice

http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-st ... htm#170968
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby oneh2obabe » Jul 18th, 2016, 11:52 am

Did you click on the "report a typo" button?
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby GordonH » Aug 22nd, 2016, 10:55 am

The title of this article makes it sound as if bluffs slipped away.... Oh okay just the stage on the bluffs, not actual bluffs.
http://www.castanet.net/news/West-Kelow ... fs-topples
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Aug 22nd, 2016, 10:56 am

Lol, you are right!
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby just popping in » Oct 20th, 2016, 1:50 pm

Nude eggs in strange home

That made me curious.
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Feb 10th, 2017, 5:34 pm

Beheader? Beheadeder? Beheadedededer?

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby perspicacious » Feb 10th, 2017, 5:36 pm

tsayta wrote:Beheader? Beheadeder? Beheadedededer?

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Mordedder? Mordeddeddedder?
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby Queen K » Feb 10th, 2017, 6:01 pm

Sex offender is running around when he shouldn't but the Beheadeder is being released.

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Mar 14th, 2017, 2:53 pm

Even Steven wrote:BC to grow more slowly

http://www.castanet.net/edition/news-st ... htm#191628

More slowly!

Do you mean we are going to stop taking over territory from Alberta?
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