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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Jun 22nd, 2017, 8:27 pm

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby dirtybiker » Jun 25th, 2017, 5:55 pm

Queen K wrote:Agreed! It's right up there with "naked man collared" a few weeks back. Totally unacceptable.


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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby Queen K » Jun 25th, 2017, 5:57 pm

tsayta wrote:I lost


I will be over to collect. Ha ha.
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby Queen K » Jun 25th, 2017, 5:57 pm

dirtybiker wrote:
Queen K wrote:Agreed! It's right up there with "naked man collared" a few weeks back. Totally unacceptable.


You prefer a cumberbund ?

:-X Not the point!
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby dirtybiker » Jun 25th, 2017, 6:46 pm

^^^too funny^^^^^^
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby Glacier » Jun 25th, 2017, 8:03 pm

Bsuds wrote:This is just terrible writing and Castanet should be embarrassed to even show it.

https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-s ... htm#200072

That pedophile had it coming (studies show that most people read the headlines without actually reading the story).

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby just popping in » Jun 29th, 2017, 6:03 pm

Why does everything have to be so dramatic?

"Mayhem in the Mountains"

https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-s ... htm#200715

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby just popping in » Jun 29th, 2017, 6:55 pm

Now this is more realistic.... I wouldn't have read the article if it said Rio Drive instead of mountains!

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby just popping in » Jul 2nd, 2017, 3:18 pm

Truly tragic article but I thought it was a miracle.

https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-s ... htm#200866
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby OldIslander » Jul 2nd, 2017, 3:46 pm

I recall years ago, a story of a woman who went driving in her convertible in the Los Angeles area -- ahhhh -- topless in more ways than one. :200:

Eventually she proved to be such an utter distraction to other drivers, that she caused a multi-car pile-up. The next day, the headline was:

"Bares 2; Rams 5"

I don't know if it is a true story, but I sure hope it is. :138:
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Jul 4th, 2017, 10:13 am

I'm pretty sure the coq doesn't go to Logan lake


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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby Fancy » Jul 4th, 2017, 10:32 am

I didn't see anything on Drive BC about the Coq - maybe the connector?
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby Bsuds » Jul 9th, 2017, 3:18 pm

So if you have absolutely no information...why is this even a story?

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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby tsayta » Sep 24th, 2017, 4:53 pm

Ah yes. Are written by teenager news crew? Or maybe it's pirate talk. Arrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Who writes these headlines?

Postby dogspoiler » Dec 30th, 2017, 10:41 pm

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