Parallel universe anyone?

[Queen K]

I take comfort in the concept of a multiverse (which is completely unsupported by any real science), that somewhere out there, impossibly close and impossibly far away at the same time, there is a reality where climate change was averted, the middle east is at peace, and the people across the world consistently vote for inspirational leaders whose common brand is integrity, compassion, and intellect.

Actually, I'm still trying to decide if this is real or if I'm having one of my really surreal nightmares.

Words from a friend of mine, but in your multiverse, what would you add?

[dogspoiler]

Honest politicians
Chickens with ten wings
Beer and Rum taps at the sink
Bountiful hunting and fishing
Hot women that can't talk
Lots of cheap high horsepower 4x4s and local mud pits
Free Redneck hats

[Queen K]

No, no, you've described the universe South of the border.

I'm talking about the "other" universe.

Cheap University education.
People who aren't graded by number.
People who have a grasp on what constitutions mean.
Good food.
All cats have wonderful homes.
Quality public transportation that doesn't go to crap on holiday days.
There are no crackheads.

Edited to add that Beer now has a gas tax of 15% and all dogs must be muzzled.

[dogspoiler]

Those sound like the ravings of a crazy old cat lady

[Queen K]

Your list sounds like the nightmare of the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

[dogspoiler]

Honest politicians
Chickens with ten wings
Beer and Rum taps at the sink
Bountiful hunting and fishing
Hot women that can't talk
Lots of cheap high horsepower 4x4s and local mud pits
Free Redneck hats

Edited to add cats and women are not allowed to post

[Queen K]

I've edited mine too.

The new gas emission tax should have our deficit paid off by 2019.

[WeatherWoman]

[Bsuds]

I've edited mine too.

The new gas emission tax should have our deficit paid off by 2019.

So we have to pay a tax on farts?

Damn, there goes my vacation fund!

[Lady tehMa]

A place where I can speak and post openly about my faith with strangers, without being denigrated and sneered at.

A place where everyone treats each other with respect.