Wait. What?

[ferri]

Sometimes I just...don't know.
http://katu.com/news/offbeat/if-youve-e ... re-to-help

[Always Sunny]

I don't need any jindows letting people know where I shaved my legs and where I gave up.

[ferri]

I'm still trying to figure it out. I almost turned into Clint Eastwood I was squinting so hard.

[Even Steven]

I need the same thing, but on my butt.

[ferri]

Then you can change your nick to Diamond Dave. Right? Or are you too young to remember David Lee Roth and his special pants?

[What_the]

Then you can change your nick to Diamond Dave. Right? Or are you too young to remember David Lee Roth and his special pants?

Bwahaha too good! Did you wear the jeans where the *bleep* was ripped out and our cheeks and tighty whities were plainly visible?

[ferri]

Not on purpose! hahaha

[What_the]

I did.

I mean what, ripped jeans aren't sufficient? If my father was dead he'd be rolling in his grave at this. I don't think he knows they manufacture jeans pre-ripped/frayed. I'm mid forties and still scratching my head at that.

[ferri]

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!


http://us.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores ... earch&y=11

[Queen K]

I'm in my 50s and if anyone sees me wearing Tulle Jeans, please have me carted off somewhere and fast.

OMIGOD!!!!!!

[ferri]

Police: Idaho suspect allegedly leaving underwear on porches

MERIDIAN, Idaho -
(AP) - Police in southwestern Idaho say they are searching for a male intruder who has allegedly left women's underwear on the front porches of his victim's houses.

More here: http://www.khq.com/story/37129481/polic ... on-porches

[Queen K]

I wonder what Bman was doing in Idaho.