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Ok, its been driven out of the political forums, but these issues must be addressed.

Rules:
1. The arguments must be ridiculous in nature.
2. New arguments must somehow be connected to previous arguments. Add anything, but it needs to have connect somehow.
3. Draw from anything, from conspiracy or politics and everything between.

Ok Queen, where were we before we were rudely interrupted(1)... Did we resolve the squirrel overdose issue, or were we going to look into the SPCA donations scandal?



1 as in moderated (2) into oblivion, but for off topic so its legal here right?
2 as in the moderators were instructed by the squirrels to conceal the truth

You had suggested Premier Horgan should be serving dead kittens on a plate for his $500/plate fundraiser.

It went South from there when you googled "Horgan, squirrel round up, Site C" and came up with how Site C is in fact finished and there is a worldwide conspiracy by NASA, GoogleEarth, the natives, the wolves and the Liberals to keep that fact quiet.

I thought you were in the beer already, which frosted your garters and you threw down a squirrel epitaph.

Forget beer. Cider is where it's at.

I think the best approach would be to flood site c with cider. Now before you discredit that, explain what you have against fruit growers.

http://bchopgrowersassociation.com/ is ready to rumble with the BC Fruit Growers Association over the right to fill Site C with the alcoholic beverage of North America's choice.

I believe the orchardists are in for a rough ride in the courts too, with the claims of "backroom deals" and skullduggery over this matter.

But you've put our premier in an impossible decision. How can he support both unions simultaneously?

You underestimate our dear Premier?

You have to look who is actually in power. And let's not go lizard people. That's just silly. Clearly the squirrels are in power

Everyone knows squirrels are the meat socks of political perfidy. I strongly suggest you google their political history to see how they engineered the nut industry and infilitrated the Nut Exchange of the former Soviet Union.

And now that the hop growers have filed suit against the cideries of the Okanagan, the California Hops Association has invoked NAFTA rules to claim profits they weren't entitled to by omission from the biding process.

Isn't it odd how Putin and poutine sound the same? But to serious business. Is a poutine still a poutine if you start adding extra toppings to it?

Sure go ahead and deflect about the legal mess the Feds are in with the powerful and well funded Californian Hops Assc. Bring up Putin's affinity for Quebec style poutine why dontcha. How is Site C going to be filled with cider anyways when there aren't enough Cider Pipelines built yet? Those NIMBY anti-ciders have to be dealt with.

LordEd wrote:Forget beer. Cider is where it's at.

I think the best approach would be to flood site c with cider. Now before you discredit that, explain what you have against fruit growers.

That would be STUPID, when you went fishing you would have to pee in the boat.

The natives will not protest a cider pipeline.

I've had my eyes opened. Stout. Give me a sturdy, chewy, rich, stout. Cider is for sissies.

I don't mean the over sweet growers stuff. Give me dry English cider.

Wake up sheeple. Google it

And I like raspberry beer, and apricot beer and pearbeer and does anyone send me over a case of it? No, no they do not.
Why? Because they're afraid of the Lizard people, that's why. Long story. But the Cider Pipeline was secretly approved by the Harper Government and the BCLibs at the Whistler Resort's hidden cave conference room high up in the mountain. A snow covered door glided open and admitted the blackops heli's. There documents were signed to axe the initial BC Liberal plan to create jobs by employing people to fill Site C one bottle at a time. Thus the pipeline was born.