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Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 11:00 am

We aren't having a Secret Santa this year so I thought it would be fun to give fun gifts to other Castanetters. :smt111 :smt111

You can also drop hints at would you'd like to have under your virtual tree.

Now my by-line is that money can't buy what I'd like this year, but this thread is for things money can buy. You can pretend to be a secret millionaire if you want, there is no limit.


:smt111 Everyone is welcome to give gifts to others, I'm happy if everyone feels included. :smt111


I'm giving Ferri heavy sunshades for all the dreak she has to read on the threads. And new snow shovel, one that repels snow.

I'm giving Lightspeed a new bic lighter, and lots of conditioner for his beard.

I'm giving Catsumi airline tickets to the destination of her choice.

Dogspoiler gets a new chew toy. And I'm just warming up. I've got lots of gifts lined up to give away. :smt111
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Bsuds » Dec 19th, 2017, 1:12 pm

I'm giving QK 8 bags of leaves for mulch on her garden.
Deja Poo, the feeling I've heard all this crap before!

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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 1:15 pm

:up: Always a welcome gift.

I'm giving Bsuds a "graffitti sprayer" to get rid of graffiti artists once and for all. :biggrin:

And Rwede is getting a nice, new shiny bicycle, complete with road maps on where all the cycle paths are. :up:
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby TreeGuy » Dec 19th, 2017, 1:35 pm

I want to get Dirtybiker a gift but I am not sure if he needs a luffa or a girly calendar. Maybe I should just get him both.

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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby ferri » Dec 19th, 2017, 1:47 pm

Get him a girly loofa. :up:
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby dirtybiker » Dec 19th, 2017, 3:30 pm

Treeguy gets a cattle-prod, As a motivational tool and a real wimpy dweeb as a
work-out partner.

Just about everyone else get's Valium with a Mezcal chaser
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"

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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Thinktank » Dec 19th, 2017, 3:35 pm

I'm giving Ferri a lump of coal.


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Ukraine is broke, and undertook a war on that portion of the country that provided 30% of GDP. Now a draft, for an army, for a war, for a government that will - get this - implement IMF/EU *austerity*.
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 3:48 pm

I'm giving Thinktank a movie pass :biggrin:
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Bsuds » Dec 19th, 2017, 3:53 pm

I won't name names but there are a few out there that are getting sent aluminum foil hats.
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby dirtybiker » Dec 19th, 2017, 3:59 pm

^^^Cool, Pizza night...^^^^
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 4:07 pm

Dirtybiker gets a new pizza wheel as a stocking stuffer. :biggrin:
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 4:14 pm

Monroe is getting a Beautiful British Columbia Calendar just so he can look at BC 12 months of the year. :up:
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 4:22 pm

Veovis is getting some R&R and rose coloured glasses for reading my posts. :D
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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby dirtybiker » Dec 19th, 2017, 4:24 pm

"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"

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Re: Not-So-Secret Santa

Postby Queen K » Dec 19th, 2017, 4:27 pm

:heart: :smt111 Thank you! I better up-grade your pizza wheel :200:
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