Careful where you pee

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby GordonH » Jun 12th, 2019, 5:57 pm

GordonH wrote:Hopefully he has a full recovery, if there is a next time (highly doubtfull) I suggest using safety harness.

tsayta wrote:No way that thing was big enough to need a harness


lol.... I meant for himself, not what you have on your mind
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby 60-YEARS-in-Ktown » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:05 pm

I don't know here, the Darwin system will weed out some of the unfit. Its just life.

Rescuers in danger. . What do you mean ? They simply went on the Rail Trail and collected him at the bottom. The easiest of rescues I am thinking.... Routine.. not big news..

And Castanet. . Fell 50 feet off the Rail Trail between Spall and Sexsmith.. Really ? Itain't gonna happen.
Fell on the Rail Trail. More like it..
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Robert7461 » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:15 pm

Queen K wrote:Because news reporting has become just that low?
Yes why indeed, to make it seem like he deserved to fall somehow? :135:


Probably because it's really weird to pee off a cliff. Settle down, Lisa.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby 69cutlass » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:18 pm

Stupid is as stupid does..... maybe he will win an honorable mention for this year's Darwin awards.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby alanjh595 » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:28 pm

WalterWhite wrote:There’s another one about the percentage of drowned fishermen found with their flies undone - but I digress.


They were trolling.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby crookedmember » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:45 pm

Obviously the title of this thread should have been "Urine Idiot."

Somebody dropped the balls.
Like most schemes, it started with vodka.

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby WalterWhite » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:50 pm

Lol - some comedic gold here. His friends and family are probably going to seriously roast him over this - that is what you do with weenies after all.

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Queen K » Jun 12th, 2019, 6:56 pm

I forgot: guys and wee willie jokes.

Fine.

Just hope it doesnt' happen to you, and getting roasted on social media for it. :up:
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Iamme » Jun 12th, 2019, 7:06 pm

crookedmember wrote:Obviously the title of this thread should have been "Urine Idiot."

Somebody dropped the balls.


:spitcoffee:

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby WalterWhite » Jun 12th, 2019, 7:15 pm

He probably should have just stuck to the original tale of riding off a corner on his bike.
Very fortunate he wasn’t killed - can just imagine all the monument erections like you see along highways.

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Carrs Landing Viking » Jun 12th, 2019, 7:50 pm

OMG!! Laughing myself silly here reading all the comments. Some times it's good to make lite of some one else's misfortune.
Thanks all for making my day.

On a more serious note, the man broke both legs(ouch) and I really do feel bad for him. He probably was leaning to far off the cliff edge to see how far he could pee. [icon_lol2.gif]

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby WalterWhite » Jun 12th, 2019, 7:56 pm

Carrs Landing Viking wrote:OMG!! Laughing myself silly here reading all the comments. Some times it's good to make lite of some one else's misfortune.
Thanks all for making my day.

On a more serious note, the man broke both legs(ouch) and I really do feel bad for him. He probably was leaning to far off the cliff edge to see how far he could pee. [icon_lol2.gif]


Both legs in casts - ouch indeed. Coming out of surgery he was overheard telling the nurses, “they’ll call me Tripod”.

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby tsayta » Jun 12th, 2019, 8:58 pm

Who started this debauchery?
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby MAPearce » Jun 12th, 2019, 9:23 pm

I've never fallen down that far while peeing .. Even at my worst .

I have however, fallen UP a full flight of stairs while peeing once .

Only once .
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby tsayta » Jun 12th, 2019, 9:26 pm

MAPearce wrote:I've never fallen down that far while peeing .. Even at my worst .

I have however, fallen UP a full flight of stairs while peeing once .

Only once .

Into the wind?
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