Careful where you pee

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby t76turbo » Jun 13th, 2019, 1:05 am

Not sure if he could measure up to be called “tri-pod”...

He’s lucky and I wish him a speedy recovery....but I can’t resist.

Wonder if he felt relieved when he finally hit rock bottom?

Don’t think he was using his head standing so close to the edge, or was he?

K some more...

Lots of people have lost their footing and fell off a cliff while taking a selfie...or in this case perhaps a d*** pic?

Maybe he thought the puddle at the bottom would break his fall?

He musta been P*SSED OFF when he woke up at the bottom.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby grapefruit » Jun 13th, 2019, 6:42 am

OldBlindDog wrote:Geez, I didn't think I was being so controversial. :135:

I suppose I can consider myself lucky, Queen K, as I enjoy hiking and have stood in some spots where I shouldn't have stood, and came out unscathed. And yes, as a man who enjoys the outdoors, I have availed myself many times in the woods. Personally, I prefer to go in a spot that's a little more... discreet.

This is the pic I was referring to in my previous post. It is from a different media source, but is credited to Alanna Kelly / Castanet, and almost looks like it's affiliated with Castanet somehow, so I hope the mods are OK with the link.

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/2019/06/12/dilworth-mountain-pee-break-fall/

This is the spot where I believe he fell. I could totally be wrong, but seeing the graffiti and the colour of the rock, I think this is where it happened.

https://www.google.com/maps/@49.8976677,-119.4172497,91m/data=!3m1!1e3

I'd like to know a little bit of history behind this spot. It has always piqued my curiosity.


I walk along here about 3 times a week. Lovely walking and biking trails, oh and hundreds of Marmots lol! This rock area where he fell is where Emil Anderson blasted to get rocks for Dilworth homes. There was a rumour he was trying to put a road through there. Access is from Dilworth, rt on Glacier court and palk in the cul de sac. Walk through the gate, down and take the trail to the left. Keep walking to the left, rocks and cliff( more of a mini cliff) are on the right.

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Brushy Bill » Jun 13th, 2019, 7:03 am

Thanks for the directions
I think I may go there and hang out for a while
maybe get on the news

Castanet News - Man falls from cliff
Castanet update - He was just taking a pee, moving on, nothing to see here
oh, wait, there is

Good humour here folks :130:
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby cuba108 » Jun 13th, 2019, 10:40 pm

WalterWhite wrote:He should consider himself lucky. Not unusual for rattle snakes to be out sunning themselves along rock faces like that this time of year. Hmmm - two broken legs or - snake bite? There's an old joke in there that ends with "the doctor says you're gonna die".


Having spent over forty years around Dilworth and have only seen gopher snakes, never a rattler.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby MrRusty » Jun 14th, 2019, 8:12 am

Sounds like this individual was from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Maybe that is the problem, if he was from the deep end he might of not got injured when he fell. :200: :up:
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby WalterWhite » Jun 14th, 2019, 4:20 pm

cuba108 wrote:
WalterWhite wrote:He should consider himself lucky. Not unusual for rattle snakes to be out sunning themselves along rock faces like that this time of year. Hmmm - two broken legs or - snake bite? There's an old joke in there that ends with "the doctor says you're gonna die".


Having spent over forty years around Dilworth and have only seen gopher snakes, never a rattler.


Funny thing about things like snakes, just because you don’t see them doesn’t mean there’s none around. This area is quite well populated with rattlesnakes. My comment was somewhat tongue-in-cheek setting up the punchline, but they are around as this rather timely story proves:

https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-s ... htm#258829
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Trixster » Jun 22nd, 2019, 9:00 am

Queen K wrote:I feel very badly for this individual.
He answered the call of Nature, thought to do so over a rock face cliff.
So what?
Does this mean he deserves ridicule?
He's likely sustained injuries that will affect him for the rest of his life, one way or another.
I hope he can still work, has sick time even. Godforbid he belong to an evil union that insisted on sick time being banked.
So as he doesn't fall into the trap of getting behind on bills and possibly becoming unable to pay rent or mortgage.
All of you who ridicule the homeless, have you ever thought on how it could happen to you?

Not saying he's in this position at all, just saying that his injuries may be substantial in nature.

And WHO for the love of GOD, hasn't had to whip out the willie outdoors?
Poop behind a bush even? Thank God nothing happened to you!

Seriously wish this man a speedy recovery.
He does not deserve to be made fun of.
At all.

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I think we have all went to the bathroom in the bush at some point in our lives, ahh sweet relief yet kind of scared to get caught at the same time.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby dogspoiler » Jun 22nd, 2019, 10:11 am

Queen K wrote:.

And WHO for the love of GOD, hasn't had to whip out the willie outdoors?

End.

Have you ?
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby featfan » Jun 22nd, 2019, 10:39 am

A man urinating off a bridge in Berlin has caused a number of injuries, according to the Berlin Fire Department.

The unidentified man urinated from the low lying Jannowitz Bridge onto a tourist boat on Friday evening.

A number of people on board the boat jumped up in surprise, hitting their heads as the boat passed under the bridge.

Four people were taken to hospital by ambulance with head lacerations.

It is not known if the man was fined or arrested.

The man's actions were criticised on social media.

One person wrote on Twitter: "The animals in the zoo behave better."
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Queen K » Jun 22nd, 2019, 10:49 am

dogspoiler wrote:
Queen K wrote:.

And WHO for the love of GOD, hasn't had to whip out the willie outdoors?

End.

Have you ?


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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby KelownaDavid » Jun 22nd, 2019, 11:07 am

this story is a bit confusing. some are saying peeing, but castanet reported as saying "The rider was apparently riding his BMX bike along the Okanagan Rail Trail at the east end of Dilworth Mountain when he missed a curve, and fell approximately 60 feet down an embankment."

was he peeing as he was riding?
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Trixster » Jun 22nd, 2019, 11:09 am

I'm guessing Queen K is answering YES to your question Dogspoiler.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby alanjh595 » Jun 22nd, 2019, 11:31 am

Queen K wrote:.

And WHO for the love of GOD, hasn't had to whip out the willie outdoors?

End.

dogspoiler wrote:Have you ?


Queen K wrote: :1422:


This is dedicated to QueenK's last comment.....

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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Able » Jun 22nd, 2019, 3:54 pm

Queen K wrote:I forgot: guys and wee willie jokes.

Fine.

Just hope it doesnt' happen to you, and getting roasted on social media for it. :up:



Oh give it a rest! Guy just made a pit stop at the wrong pit.
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Re: Careful where you pee

Postby Queen K » Jun 22nd, 2019, 5:18 pm

We know.
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