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I wil tell you how to be financially successful and wealthy.

Postby Thinktank » Feb 11th, 2013, 2:10 pm

Hello,

Do you want to have finacial blessings in your life? It's easy. Just join a church.

the 'PROSPERITY THEOLOGY says that financial blessing is the will of God for Christians, and that faith, positive speech, and donations to Christian ministries will always increase one's material wealth. I'm not talking about that. You can have all the faith in the world and if you think it's okay to pay 20% on your overdue credit card, you won't be wealthy.

Here's my plan. Join a church. Act extremely religious and get everyone to trust you. And then sell stuff to people in the church for more profit than normal. It will be like taking candy from a baby, because the world is full of nice trusting people, just itching to unload some money on other people in their church. The goal is to make a few thousand dollars profit every year, from church people. In ten years - $30,000 (at least) in you pocket, extra, just from joining a church. That's what I
call good thinking.

discuss.
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Re: I wil tell you how to be financially successful and weal

Postby Static » Feb 11th, 2013, 2:17 pm

Wow....sleazeball is the first thing that comes to mind.
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Postby grammafreddy » Feb 11th, 2013, 2:19 pm

Geez, I dunno if ten years of my life is worth $30,000 if it means joining a church.
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Postby steven lloyd » Feb 11th, 2013, 3:05 pm

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Re: I wil tell you how to be financially successful and weal

Postby cliffy1 » Feb 11th, 2013, 3:30 pm

Just imagine what you could make if you joined 5 churches. A friend opened a sign painting shop in Revelstoke a while back. He was told by the Alliance pastor that if he wanted to be successful, he would have to join his church. Since my friend was repulsed by having to join any church, he did the next best thing. He was also a stained glass craftsman, so he offered to fix the church's stained glass windows for nothing. He prospered so much that he retired at 50.
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