And what religion should you be?

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And what religion should you be?

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The flow chart suggestion was correct for me, Lol.
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Looks like I am Wiccan!
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Very accurate....
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religion isn't a choice, it's not about what you want. it's about where you're born. Don't you know, certain gods created certain areas and said areas are bound by certain rules.

and, thunder is caused by the gods fighting when a religous person moves. This sometimes causes forest fires, which forces more churchies to move, which makes more fires. We'd better ban religous people from moving before the whole world burns. Better yet, lets fence them into their yards.
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Religion is the root of all that is evil on this planet.If there were no religion there would peace on this Earth!
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Carrs Landing Viking wrote:Religion is the root of all that is evil on this planet.If there were no religion there would peace on this Earth!

:dyinglaughing: yup, that would solve everything
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steven lloyd wrote:
Carrs Landing Viking wrote:Religion is the root of all that is evil on this planet.If there were no religion there would peace on this Earth!

:dyinglaughing: yup, that would solve everything

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we'd just find something else to fight about.
I personally think it would be peanut butter, chunky or smooth
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Nom_de_Plume wrote: we'd just find something else to fight about.
I personally think it would be peanut butter, chunky or smooth

If you ask Captain it would for sure be Twinkies. :smt070
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steven lloyd wrote:
Nom_de_Plume wrote: we'd just find something else to fight about.
I personally think it would be peanut butter, chunky or smooth

If you ask Captain it would for sure be Twinkies. :smt070


Well here's our first fight, :chased: I'm absolutely, dogmatically certain it would be sandwiches.
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Sandwiches? Boooooringggg

Thai curry vs Indian curry, now there's a debate.
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Nom_de_Plume wrote:we'd just find something else to fight about.
I personally think it would be peanut butter, chunky or smooth


Definitely smooth, I hate the chunks getting caught in my teeth! :nutzoid:
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There was a south park episode on this.

They visited the future, and they were very technologically advanced since getting rid of religion, because it slows down science. But there were still 3 groups and they were at war, deciding what to call themselves:
United athiest alliance
allied athiest alliance
united athiest league

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I love that JWs are Mormons without magical underwear. I'm going to tell people that from now on.
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This is just another prime example of the unprecedented heights of hypocracy that exists within the mindset of the secular progressive left.

If I put up a thread that was a disrepectful and degrading to Gays as this one is to religion, I would be instantly attacked, vilified, accussed of instilling hate and probably be shut down by the liberal moderators.

Yet you all have a good laugh. What this clearly illustrates is your own bigotted, anti-Christian bias when at the same time you demand that you be shown equality, respect and dignity from everyone for your cause!

Your two faced, doubled standard mentality only serves to poralize and isolate and then you have the nerve to cry foul and act all offended if someone does exactly the same thing to you! Pathetic.
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John, why are you so offended by a fun little flow chart? It is not anti-Christian, if you would follow all the other boxes on the flow chart you will see that it can end up at anywhere from Wiccan to Muslim. Obviously "How do you feel about bacon?" "I f*cking LOVE bacon" is all in good fun. Some of the 'rules' of different religions and stereotypes is expressed in that flow chart and I posted it to see if individuals would end up as what they actually believe or something else. It is quite evident that you are still quite upset by having multiple posts deleted from the Gay Pride thread since you keep bringing it up everywhere you can.
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