Jesus arrives May 21?

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Is this Raptor Jesus "went extinct for your sin's"?
or boring Jesus?
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Corneliousrooster wrote:He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.

Duh - it was right in front of our noses the whole time LOL

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54139.html

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I read an article taking about Camping botching another prediction and how his radio station has been getting a lot of angry phone calls from people that lost a lot of money because of it. I mean come on the guy is clearly a wacko, if you are so stupid that you believe you should sell all your possessions because of imminent rapture you can't blame anyone but yourself.
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jaz301 wrote:Remember everyone the end of the world is this Friday.



Umm .... if I'm dead, it looks exactly the same as when I was alive. Go figure. They even have Internet here :D
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yeah, and i know i must not have been as rotten as i thought i was. it's not hot where i am. :lol:
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ferri wrote:yeah, and i know i must not have been as rotten as i thought i was. it's not hot where i am. :lol:


I could use a bit more warmth - have not turned my heaters on yet and its nippy in here and hard to type in mittens :(
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Wonder when camping will speak out and make another prediction and make up some excuse why he was wrong.

Edit: Here is a piece from this article http://global.christianpost.com/news/ha ... lop-59060/

Although Family Radio founder Harold Camping has not made a statement about his failed prophecy of an Oct. 21 doomsday, much to the disappointment of the media and the public, the station did comment on the non-event Saturday, encouraging listeners not to lose hope and to keep supporting the radio network through donations.
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grammafreddy wrote:
ferri wrote:yeah, and i know i must not have been as rotten as i thought i was. it's not hot where i am. :lol:

I could use a bit more warmth - have not turned my heaters on yet and its nippy in here and hard to type in mittens :(

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Just looking for an update here regarding Jesus's arrival. Is the date nailed down yet (hmmm, probably not the best choice of words there) and what bus is he coming in on?
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-fluffy- wrote:Just looking for an update here regarding Jesus's arrival. Is the date nailed down yet (hmmm, probably not the best choice of words there) and what bus is he coming in on?


The short one maybe?
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Bsuds wrote:
-fluffy- wrote:Just looking for an update here regarding Jesus's arrival. Is the date nailed down yet (hmmm, probably not the best choice of words there) and what bus is he coming in on?


The short one maybe?


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Glacier wrote:Harold Camping died in December.


http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/harold-cam ... -1.2467520


Well at least 1 prophecy came true.
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