I wil tell you how to be financially successful and wealthy.
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I wil tell you how to be financially successful and wealthy.
Hello,
Do you want to have finacial blessings in your life? It's easy. Just join a church.
the 'PROSPERITY THEOLOGY says that financial blessing is the will of God for Christians, and that faith, positive speech, and donations to Christian ministries will always increase one's material wealth. I'm not talking about that. You can have all the faith in the world and if you think it's okay to pay 20% on your overdue credit card, you won't be wealthy.
Here's my plan. Join a church. Act extremely religious and get everyone to trust you. And then sell stuff to people in the church for more profit than normal. It will be like taking candy from a baby, because the world is full of nice trusting people, just itching to unload some money on other people in their church. The goal is to make a few thousand dollars profit every year, from church people. In ten years - $30,000 (at least) in you pocket, extra, just from joining a church. That's what I
call good thinking.
discuss.
Do you want to have finacial blessings in your life? It's easy. Just join a church.
the 'PROSPERITY THEOLOGY says that financial blessing is the will of God for Christians, and that faith, positive speech, and donations to Christian ministries will always increase one's material wealth. I'm not talking about that. You can have all the faith in the world and if you think it's okay to pay 20% on your overdue credit card, you won't be wealthy.
Here's my plan. Join a church. Act extremely religious and get everyone to trust you. And then sell stuff to people in the church for more profit than normal. It will be like taking candy from a baby, because the world is full of nice trusting people, just itching to unload some money on other people in their church. The goal is to make a few thousand dollars profit every year, from church people. In ten years - $30,000 (at least) in you pocket, extra, just from joining a church. That's what I
call good thinking.
discuss.
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Re: I wil tell you how to be financially successful and weal
Wow....sleazeball is the first thing that comes to mind.
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Re: I wil tell you how to be financially successful and weal
Geez, I dunno if ten years of my life is worth $30,000 if it means joining a church.
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You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: I wil tell you how to be financially successful and weal
Just imagine what you could make if you joined 5 churches. A friend opened a sign painting shop in Revelstoke a while back. He was told by the Alliance pastor that if he wanted to be successful, he would have to join his church. Since my friend was repulsed by having to join any church, he did the next best thing. He was also a stained glass craftsman, so he offered to fix the church's stained glass windows for nothing. He prospered so much that he retired at 50.
Trying to get spiritual nourishment from a two thousand year old book is like trying to suck milk from the breast of a woman who has been dead that long.