I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
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I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
No I'm not making this up. I heard a preacher say 144,000 Jews will
be ruling over everyone else in heaven.
Is this true?
Isn't there something we can do now to stop it? Or is it inevitable?
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be ruling over everyone else in heaven.
Is this true?
Isn't there something we can do now to stop it? Or is it inevitable?
discuss
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
you mean all this time you didn't know you've been living on a planet that's floating in the Jewniverse.
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
Thinktank wrote:No I'm not making this up. I heard a preacher say 144,000 Jews will
be ruling over everyone else in heaven.
Is this true?
Isn't there something we can do now to stop it? Or is it inevitable?
discuss
Time to find a new preacher.
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sobrohusfat wrote:you mean all this time you didn't know you've been living on a planet that's floating in the Jewniverse.
I read this in Sofia Vergara's voice.
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
Thinktank wrote: I heard a preacher say 144,000 Jews will
be ruling over everyone else in heaven.
Was the preacher Jewish?
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I read it on a Baptist website.
Thinktank wrote:One of the weirdest things - 144,000 (mentioned in the bible) JWs will have a special position above
everyone else in heaven - and those 144,000 people can only be JWs - not any other person.
That's just plain weird.
I read it on a Baptist website.
Truths can be backed up by facts - do you have any?
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When in doubt... Maybe pick up a bible?
The 144,000 are mentioned in Revelation.
http://mobile.biblegateway.com/passage/ ... on=NIV;KJV
The 144,000 are mentioned in Revelation.
http://mobile.biblegateway.com/passage/ ... on=NIV;KJV
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eMeM wrote:When in doubt... Maybe pick up a bible?
The 144,000 are mentioned in Revelation.
http://mobile.biblegateway.com/passage/ ... on=NIV;KJV
Indeed they are.
Now please highlight where it says they are Jews or Jehovah's Witnesses.
Fancy wrote:I read it on a Baptist website.
What a shocker.
The same characters that preach eternal damnation, and no matter how many times they read the Bible, they still haven't figured out the difference between literal and figurative verses.
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jennylives wrote:I read this in Sofia Vergara's voice.
http://thejewniverse.com/
Sign-up now, ...while there's still time.
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
Really? I thought heaven was loving everyone irregardless of race, religion, or creed, a place where all descent beings seek peace and prosperity. Not a place of political clout where your acceptance is determined by your affiliations. ;)
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
Heaven is a place where the bible says heaven is. And if the bible says all the people
who are lucky enough to get there by hard work and being good will be ruled over by 144,000 Jews
who were just chosen to be there, then that's the way it is.
And when Jesus said : "It is written, 'Man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.'
that means every word 'written' in the bible came directly from the mouth of God....somehow. Even the words
that don't make sense.
And if a huge religion in New York with $1 billion worth of real estate says those 144,000 people
will only be members of that one religion, then that's how it is ..... if you're a JW.
who are lucky enough to get there by hard work and being good will be ruled over by 144,000 Jews
who were just chosen to be there, then that's the way it is.
And when Jesus said : "It is written, 'Man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.'
that means every word 'written' in the bible came directly from the mouth of God....somehow. Even the words
that don't make sense.
And if a huge religion in New York with $1 billion worth of real estate says those 144,000 people
will only be members of that one religion, then that's how it is ..... if you're a JW.
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
eMeM wrote:When in doubt... Maybe pick up a bible?
The 144,000 are mentioned in Revelation.
http://mobile.biblegateway.com/passage/ ... on=NIV;KJV
OH SNAP, The Prime Minister's name is mentioned with the 144,000. He will be ruling over us from heaven. The Left is going to love heaven!
Revelation 14:2 "And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harper"
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
It's funny how you have scattered bits of information about things and you try to put the pieces together and come up with a completely different picture then the TRUTH. I was just going to say your insane but thought I better not.Thinktank wrote:Heaven is a place where the bible says heaven is. And if the bible says all the people
who are lucky enough to get there by hard work and being good will be ruled over by 144,000 Jews
who were just chosen to be there, then that's the way it is.
And when Jesus said : "It is written, 'Man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.'
that means every word 'written' in the bible came directly from the mouth of God....somehow. Even the words
that don't make sense.
I thought you said your dog doesn't bite....That's not my dog.
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
I heard one preacher who is about thirty years old say this:
"There's not going to be 141,000 jews in heaven.
There's not going to be 146,000 Jews in heaven.
there's going to be exactly 144,000 Jews in heaven."
I'm not making this up.
How do the preachers in small churches, or the big $billion dollar giant sized organizations from New York,
- how do they know what will happen in heaven?
If I can't figure it out, is there something wrong with me?
Am I not trying hard enough? Am I not good enough?
What is it about me, that makes me unable to figure out what will happen in heaven,
but the preachers know exactly? And why do they all disagree?
"There's not going to be 141,000 jews in heaven.
There's not going to be 146,000 Jews in heaven.
there's going to be exactly 144,000 Jews in heaven."
I'm not making this up.
How do the preachers in small churches, or the big $billion dollar giant sized organizations from New York,
- how do they know what will happen in heaven?
If I can't figure it out, is there something wrong with me?
Am I not trying hard enough? Am I not good enough?
What is it about me, that makes me unable to figure out what will happen in heaven,
but the preachers know exactly? And why do they all disagree?
WHEN WILL WESTERN WAR PIGS WIND THIS UKRAINIAN GENOCIDE DOWN?????????????
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Re: I think 144,000 Jews are planning on controlling heaven
Maybe because it's all a load of BS?
Some people seem to have a major problem separating fact from fiction.
Some people seem to have a major problem separating fact from fiction.
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