20 years ago this might have been hi-tech. Don’t they know about smart phones?
Reminds me of this commercial
Re: The Wonder Bible
Posted: Feb 8th, 2018, 10:34 pm
by Able
BUT WAIT!!!! THERES MORE!!!
Order your wonder bible now and receive a 3 C.D. set of "Jesus Sings Ragtime"...That's Right,The Actual Voice Of J.BOY singing all the Ragtime Greats!!!
Now you may say "how can the church sell this so cheaply..there must be a catch"
BUT NO THERE ISNT!!!!...The church operates tax free so were passing on the savings directly to you!!!
"BUT WAIT...THERES MORE"...order within the next two hours and also receive "THE COMPLETE BOOK OF TONGUES TRANSLATION"...THATS RIGHT!!!! Now you will know exactly what those posessed by the holy spirit are actually saying when they convulse.
MUST BE 18 or OVER and stupid as a brick!!!
ORDER NOW
Re: The Wonder Bible
Posted: Feb 9th, 2018, 5:33 am
by TreeGuy
^^^^Now that’s some good material right there^^^^
Re: The Wonder Bible
Posted: Feb 9th, 2018, 10:12 pm
by Able
I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic jesus sittin on the dashboard of my car
comes in colors pink and pleasant glows in the dark cause its irridecent take it with you when you travel far
get yourself a sweet madonna dressed in rhinestones sittin on a pedastal of abalone shell
goin ninety i aint scary cause i got my virgin mary assuring me that I wont go to hell
From COOL HAND LUKE motion picture...sung by Paul Newman
Re: The Wonder Bible
Posted: Feb 12th, 2018, 4:03 pm
by Able
Oh just shut up and drink the Kool-Aid....the most reverend Jim Jones