Would Jesus vote for Trump?

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Would Jesus vote for Trump?

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And for that matter would Jesus own an assault rifle?

I know Jesus may have hung out with prostitutes. So does that make it ok to sleep with them?

Would Jesus call his fellow brothers and sisters mutants?

I have so many questions about Jesus but, these are my top four.
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Geee for a person that's an atheist. You sure are obsessed with Jesus.

Just say'n.... :138:
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Well, I’m human and curious by nature.

Care to answer my questions?

To add: I’m more of an anti-theist.
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1nick wrote:Well, I’m human and curious by nature.

Care to answer my questions?

To add: I’m more of an anti-theist.


Can you provide the scriptures.....
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1nick wrote:And for that matter would Jesus own an assault rifle?

I know Jesus may have hung out with prostitutes. So does that make it ok to sleep with them?

Would Jesus call his fellow brothers and sisters mutants?

I have so many questions about Jesus but, these are my top four.


You certainly have a weird sense of curiosity? :135:

Pretty strange questions....

That's 3 questions not 4....not sure if you noticed?
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Question 1: Would jesus vote for Trump?
Question 2: Would Jesus own an assault rifle?
Question 3: Would Jesus be ok with you sleeping with prostitutes?
Question 4: Would Jesus be ok with you calling your fellow brothers and sisters mutants?

Can I provide scriptures? To what, Jesus being ok or not with these things? No I can’t.

Can you answer the questions truthfully from within yourself or do you need to refer to your scriptures?

I think these are valid questions rather than strange.
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1nick wrote:Question 1: Would jesus vote for Trump?
Question 2: Would Jesus own an assault rifle?
Question 3: Would Jesus be ok with you sleeping with prostitutes?
Question 4: Would Jesus be ok with you calling your fellow brothers and sisters mutants?

Can I provide scriptures? To what, Jesus being ok or not with these things? No I can’t.

Can you answer the questions truthfully from within yourself or do you need to refer to your scriptures?

I think these are valid questions rather than strange.


How about:

Question 1: Would satan vote for Trump?
Question 2: Would satan own an assault rifle?
Question 3: Would satan be ok with you sleeping with prostitutes?
Question 4: Would satan be ok with you calling your fellow brothers and sisters mutants?

:D
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1nick wrote:I know Jesus may have hung out with prostitutes.


Well did he or didn't he? This question doesn't make sense :135:
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1nick wrote:Question 1: Would jesus vote for Trump?


This is the name of your thread. You should have included it in your original 3 questions for people to answer... :smt045
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Is it not a question joe?

Are there not 4 questions in total joe?

Can you answer the questions or not joe?

Don’t be afraid joe. I know you know the answers.
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He won’t.

AJ has a very personal view of what Jesus is that isn’t founded in either reality, or the commonly accepted mythology of Jesus.
"Dishwashers, the dishwasher, right? You press it. Remember the dishwasher, you press it, there'd be like an explosion. Five minutes later you open it up the steam pours out, the dishes -- now you press it 12 times, women tell me again." - Trump
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And nothing but crickets from the Jflem1983 camp.
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1nick wrote:Is it not a question joe?

Are there not 4 questions in total joe?

Can you answer the questions or not joe?

Don’t be afraid joe. I know you know the answers.


Just like your fellow traveler Omnitheo says. I won't answer such stupid questions.... :up:

It's just a waste of time... [icon_lol2.gif]

Only atheist would ask stupid questions....or whatever label you put on yourselves. :138:

.oh it's Church time! Want to come? :D
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1nick wrote:And nothing but crickets from the Jflem1983 camp.


You keeping tabs on him too.... :132:
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Just as I thought.

But was Jesus white or a carpenter? Now there’s a beacon for intellectual discourse.
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