Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Hmmm · Post by **Hmmm** » Dec 16th, 2018, 9:48 am

Pretty right on.

Queen K · Post by **Queen K** » Dec 16th, 2018, 10:27 am

I guess you didn't see my Slay Christmas thread.

Darn it.

1nick · Post by **1nick** » Dec 16th, 2018, 11:08 am

God raped Mary and she birthed Jesus.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! :130:

cutter7 · Post by **cutter7** » Dec 16th, 2018, 9:23 pm

Yes I did know it thanks to a jehovah witness who told me to look it up.
Thanks for ruining Christmas jehovahs and thanks to the Christians for time and a half pay every year.

Omnitheo · Post by **Omnitheo** » Dec 17th, 2018, 12:23 am

cutter7 wrote:Yes I did know it thanks to a jehovah witness who told me to look it up.
Thanks for ruining Christmas jehovahs and thanks to the Christians for time and a half pay every year.

I think you mean thanks to the government.

cutter7 · Post by **cutter7** » Dec 18th, 2018, 1:53 pm

Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .

Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?

capleton · Post by **capleton** » Dec 18th, 2018, 2:59 pm

cutter7 wrote:Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .

Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?

Christians have not been able to quash the pagan festivities for the last 2000 years and Jesus was not born on the 25th.

Glacier · Post by **Glacier** » Dec 18th, 2018, 4:05 pm

cutter7 wrote:Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .

Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?

The bible says no such thing.

P.S. https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/trees.shtml

1nick · Post by **1nick** » Dec 18th, 2018, 5:50 pm

I love Christmas. Especially this solid number.

Queen K · Post by **Queen K** » Dec 18th, 2018, 6:15 pm

No idea what they are singing about Nick1, do you? Neyt?

1nick · Post by **1nick** » Dec 18th, 2018, 6:25 pm

Something something, white jesus looks good in adidas, something, visiting the apostle Malcolm in the UK after a brief stop in Kiev. Da!

cutter7 · Post by **cutter7** » Dec 19th, 2018, 3:52 am

Glacier wrote:
cutter7 wrote:Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .

Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?

The bible says no such thing.

P.S. https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/trees.shtml

Jeremiah 10:1-15
Close enough for me

1nick · Post by **1nick** » Dec 19th, 2018, 7:37 am

^ That’s the problem with you lot and your book. Twist it how you like to suit your agenda.
Better not be wearing a polyester/cotton blend straight jacket.

capleton · Post by **capleton** » Dec 19th, 2018, 7:39 pm

I thought Jebus supposedly made the laws of the Old Testament obsolete but you Christians quote the OT when it suits you, talk about cherry picking.

cutter7 · Post by **cutter7** » Dec 19th, 2018, 9:34 pm

[quote="1nick"]^ That’s the problem with you lot and your book. Twist it how you like to suit your agenda.
Better not be wearing a polyester/cotton blend

How is anything being twisted?

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