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Postby Bsuds » Nov 19th, 2012, 5:24 pm

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:




1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
Recent medical research has shown that a Woman who carries a bit of excess weight lives much longer than a man who mentions it!
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