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Getaway donkey ruins robbery

Postby oneh2obabe » Jan 22nd, 2013, 12:53 pm

The trio of Colombian criminals were forced to ditch their ill-gotten gains, during the 2am theft, after the animal started to bray and alerted police.

The group had managed to steal rum, oil, rice, cans of tuna and sardines from a small shop in the tiny north Caribbean town of Juan de Acosta, according to Noticias Caracol.

They planned to load the goods onto 10-year-old Xavi, who they had stolen some 12 hours before, and make their escape.
But the animal let out a series of 'hee-haws' and unfortunately for the trio alerted nearby police.

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They had to ditch the donkey, which was still carrying the stolen items, and ran to safety away from the officers.

Shop owner Fabio Orozco said: "They came through the roof to rob. They took rum, rice, everything."
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Re: Getaway donkey ruins robbery

Postby Bsuds » Jan 22nd, 2013, 3:42 pm

I guess they just made asses of themselves.
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Re: Getaway donkey ruins robbery

Postby Fancy » Jan 22nd, 2013, 3:44 pm

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