Pasteurized

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... A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk."
He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.
"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.
"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really," replied the milkman, "Do you want that pasteurized?"
"No, up to my *bleep* would be fine," she said.

[Glacier]

My says that she is tired of my jumping to ridiculous conclusions.

Which is why she will probably leave me and run off with the milkman.