Old Cow

[Bsuds]

Christy Clark, was being driven home by her chauffeur when suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, the car hits it full on, when the car comes to a stop.

Christy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check for damages--you were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Christy .

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Christy .

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a wonderful meal and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Christy .

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Christy Clark's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."