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Overheard in church
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Bsuds
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Overheard in church
In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:
"Dear Lord, This sure has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael Jackson, my favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse, my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston.....and now my favorite author Tom Clancy!
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Greg Sellinger, Dalton McGuinty, Kathleen Wynne, Mike Duffy, Pamela Wallin, Rob Ford, Dwight Duncan and Steven Harper.
Amen"
"Dear Lord, This sure has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite musician Michael Jackson, my favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse, my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite singer Whitney Houston.....and now my favorite author Tom Clancy!
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Greg Sellinger, Dalton McGuinty, Kathleen Wynne, Mike Duffy, Pamela Wallin, Rob Ford, Dwight Duncan and Steven Harper.
Amen"
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
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daria
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Re: Overheard in church
That's an oldie but a goodie. :D
Don't take my silence to mean I've agreed with you; I easily could've just lost interest in explaining how wrong you are.
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
"I figured out how to monetize SJWs." Jordan B. Peterson
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
"I figured out how to monetize SJWs." Jordan B. Peterson