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Bsuds
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Factoids

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1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never
realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -
PRICELESS.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead
by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors,
Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab whatever is available.
My Wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was?
Apparently "Robin Hood All Purpose" was the wrong answer!
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