She has the moves!

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flamingfingers
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She has the moves!

Post by flamingfingers »

He
was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards then
backwards, forward then backwards, again and again.

Back and
forth, back and forth, in and out, a little to the right, a little to
the left, she could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts,
trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the
end.

Her heart
was pounding, her face was flushed, she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.

Finally,
totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,



"OK, OK,
I can't parallel park. You do it, you smug
*bleep*."
Chill
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