My wife won't like it

[steven lloyd]

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out : "Are you okay ; what's your name ?"

"It's Tom ,and I'm OK, thanks ," I replied.

"Tom , forget your troubles . Come to my villa , rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later ."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it ."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted .

She was very pretty , very sexy and persuasive . . .. I was weak .

"Well okay," I finally agreed , and added, "but my wife won't like it ."

After a few restorative glasses of brandy, and some creative putting lessons , I thanked my host : "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset ."

"Don't be silly !” Elizabeth said with a smile : “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she ?"

"Under the cart ," I said .

[Tacklewasher]

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