Creepy Clown in Town

[Graphite]

Did anyone see the little puke strutting around downtown this morning?

Did you?

[kgcayenne]

Yep, he was checking out the parking lots for unlocked cars, and then stopped in the alley to chat with some of the regular bmx-riding street locals.

...and yes, I called the authorities that day to address his suspicious behaviour.

[Queen K]

Notice how the US and the Canadian media have knocked off the clown scare news since the election?

[Hassel99]

Do you mean since Halloween?

sorry to burst your narrative.

[sobrohusfat]

[OldBlindDog]

Funny, there was a lady dressed up like a clown in Superstore this evening. She started dancing around when Smash Mouth's All Star came on the speakers. Didn't seem overly creepy to me, just silly.

[60-YEARS-in-Ktown]

That Johny Cash like singer was freaking awesome..

[Bpeep]

I wonder where the line gets drawn between wearing a halloween mask, clown makeup, or just looking like me mimicking a mime pulling a rope or carrying a piece of glass, and getting charged with wearing a disguise.

Can Queenie go in her bank wearing her night time aloe and Laotion swamp mud mask and legally withdraw 20 bucks without garnering any more attention than she normally does?
Peeps freak out and call police if a kid leaves a backpack on a bus.
What if Bsuds is on his way to a masquerade party at my house and leaves his laptop in the cab?

Howcum there's not a huge rash of robberies on Halloween night? What are the police gonna do? Drive around and look for the clown or the devil?

Meh. Clowns.
Get some free ju jubes off em. Step on the toes of their size 28 shoe and you'll realize they aren't real.

But they're under your bed when you sleep. Bunches of them.
They have balloons. And candy.