Have the Choke Points Been Secured?

[Glacier]

I have to admit that I've been living in fear over the past three years because of the inevitable American invasion destined to occur once their unemployment rate hits 148.9%, but upon a recent visit across the border I have discovered that a couple of Castanutters have purchased some property along the Okanogan River to protect us all.

Words cannot express the relief and utmost gratitude I feel knowing that someone I can trust is out there protecting Canadians from The Invasion.

Fancy's house is next to the river, and Nebula has equipped his place with as many as 42 highly sophisticated satellite dishes.

It's easy to make fun of the likes of fancy and Nebula, but if it weren't for their vigilance, we would have likely already seen an invasion.

We need to all take a moment out of our day to offer these two heroes a word of thanks.




P.S. If anyone is really interested in why these satellites are there watch this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhOFTtHWYbk

[Imreal]

Uh, ya, okay. I feel much safer now. Those dishes are for communicating with the space aliens. Don't worry about the Americans, they have been scared s***less of us since we burned down the Whitehouse in the war of 1812. That's not where the invasion is coming from.

[Nebula]

Glacier, I'll never trust you to keep a secret again.

[gordon_as]

Hey Nebula : If you actually make contact , can you ask them about this whole Dec 2012 thing. I am trying to decide whether to pay down credit cards this summer , or take a nice vacation in November.

[Nebula]

To all the end of days believers, I will gladly take your cash, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, gold, silver and gems off your hands prior to December 21. PM me and I'll arrange a time to pick them up.

[averagejoe]

To all the end of days believers, I will gladly take your cash, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, gold, silver and gems off your hands prior to December 31. PM me and I'll arrange a time to pick them up.

I think you mean.....December 21?

[NAB]

I thought it was 12-12-12?

Nab

[Imreal]

Naw, I put 12-12-12 on my lawn in the spring. Makes it real nice and green.

[Queen K]

To all the end of days believers, I will gladly take your cash, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, gold, silver and gems off your hands prior to December 21. PM me and I'll arrange a time to pick them up.

You take the stuff, I'll take the property titles, and please, this time people please have your property taxes up-to-date.

[NAB]

So what are ya going to do with all that scorched earth after the choke points are crushed? (which will probably take all of ten minutes).

Nab

[Imreal]

If life throws you lemons, make lemonade. If you have a bunch of scorched earth make pottery.