Castanet

Neither, sorry.

Farmers Sausage or Cervelat?

Cervelat.

Shepherd's Pie or Beef Stew?

Shepherd's pie

Soup or sandwich?

Sandwich.

Brie or Camembert?

Can I please have Smoked Gruyere?

Ritz and cheese or Ritz and PB?

Crab cakes or salmon patties?

Crab cakes. Yummmm (although I have a mega awesome recipe for salmon patties, too)

Glasses or contact lenses?

Glasses

Cookies: peanut butter or chocolate chip?

chocolate chip (plus peanut butter, oreos, gingerbread, sugar cookies, molasses cookies, triple chocolate mint cookie, christmas cookie, oatmeal cookie, and even cheap bought cookies.

fillings - mercury or plastic?

Porcelain composite

@ thinktank - what, no shortbread?

Shortbread, whipped or kneaded?

Sand Shortbread ... make it - don't like it

Chocolate eclairs or cream puffs?

geez, can't have both? Eclairs (chocolate mmmmm)

Ham or Turkey or Goose for Christmas?

Turkey ... did the ham/turkey/goose when dad was in the hospital - the vets in the wing wanted all 3 so they got all 3

Corned beef or pastrami?

corned beef

bought or homemade? (been years since I made one)

Homemade ... dinner tomorrow night

Meatloaf or hamburgers?