The Never Ending Story

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with her high heels, came in to my car, bended over the tire and said "that looks really bad". Then she said "You may have to spend the night here and you and I could...
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... play cribbage! I see you have a crib board and deck of cards in your car!

So we went to a room and we played crib for hours and hours. We laughed and told jokes and stories of our youth and when dawn finally arrived we ...
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changed the tire. I bid farewell to the cribbage playing hooker, got behind the wheel and started back on my journey to ..
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an ice cream shop, where I ordered
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a triple scoop chocolate ripple ice cream cone harking me back to my childhood days. While enjoying ...
 
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the cone I noticed the cribbage player had left her calling card on the passenger seat. It was the strangest thing I ever saw, it was.....
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slowly crawling across the seat towards me, terrified I pulled out my
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glasses to make sure
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I could kill it with one swat. After cleaning up the mess, I realized I would never make it to uncle Alberts birthday party, so I decided to drive up the hill to visit Gramma Freddy, on the way I picked up some
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Timmy's Coffee. By the time I finally got throught the endless drivethrough I realized...
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that Grandma might need some garden seeds in preparation for spring planting. So I grabbed our coffee, ran out to Canadian Tire to pick up some seeds bags of....
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starter mix but then you remembered Home Hardware has garden seeds on sale this week for 67¢ a package so you ...
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thanked our lucky stars that we kept all those flyers from the capatalist news to compare prices of garden supplies. After looking in the rear view mirror, i noticed the flat tire still in the back seat of my micro bus, so i decided to stop at k.p. tire for the repair, but when i turned the corner..
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.... I saw a mother duck with her ducklings crossing the street so I .......
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stopped in guffaws as Falcore the Luck Dragon (tm) swept down and in a single gulp followed by an extravogant belch, a single duckling simply vanished. I thought to myself...
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