Why Russians never die in car accidents
- Glacier
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Why Russians never die in car accidents
The reason is quite simple. They're drunk 24/7 on vodka, so they are simply too relaxed to die in accidents...
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Re: Why Russians never die in car accidents
Glacier wrote:The reason is quite simple. They're drunk 24/7 on vodka, so they are simply too relaxed to die in accidents...
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That dude that rearends the car with his motorcycle, does a flip, lands on his feet on the cars
roof and surfs it is a "STAR"
He earns another couple shots of potato juice.
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Re: Why Russians never die in car accidents
It's cuz they ain't Russians. They're "volunteers and Putin denies they were there"
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Re: Why Russians never die in car accidents
I'd be drunk 24/7 if I had to live in russia