What's the best tinfoil?

[Glacier]

Now that we have brought back the only really interesting topics to discuss on Castanet I'm in need of a new hat. Should I make it out of Alcan foil, or should I just go with the knock-off brand? I suspect there might be a conspiracy here in that the foil all comes from the same place anyway, and since suspicions and reality are the same thing, I'll go with that. There is a difference in price, but is their a difference in quality? I need something that will keep out 1.21 gigawatt smart meter signals so which brand is best for this, and should I double layer it?

Thanks in advance.

[oneh2obabe]

Reynolds Wrap® Aluminum Foil

[Fancy]

Reynolds Wrap® 632 Extra Heavy Duty Aluminum Foil might be better

[Bsuds]

You might want to dress like this.

[Dizzy1]

I've been having a lot of problems with my hat setting off the metal detector going through security. Can back from Edmonton yesterday and it was a real pain having to take my hat off every time - too many fishy things going on there to risk having my hat off. Betcha they're in on it too

[Captain Awesome]

If have a dog or a cat and I'd like my loved pet to be spared from brain-controlling rays should I have make a tinfoil hat for it as well?

[Bsuds]

[normaM]

*bleep*.. it is a football helmet lined in foil. Too late for many of you I see :/

[WeatherWoman]

May I suggest saran wrap. If you are going to wrap yourself as a morsel for the aliens, at least let them know what they are getting before they open it.

[Oxl3y]

Saran Wrap won't work. The contents of what they are wrapping around here spoiled years ago.

[Glacier]

Saran wrap is also bad for the environment.

[WeatherWoman]

A reusable glass container?

[Bpeep]

The best tinfoil isn't tin.
Aluminum foil is better for blocking signals. Tin is too rigid.

[atenbacon]

Queen K told me, while adjusting her varicose vein compression stockings, that she and her cats all wear lead based foil.

Now, I can certainly agree with her that lead based foil would most definitely give you the biggest "Bang for the buck" on shielding yourself from the outside world and the effects of being parked in front of a computer screen for 18 hours a day. I asked her though, if there were any ill effects such as lead poisoning or dementia and she answered "Underpants" whilst chewing yet another hand full of Wellness Dinner, Sliced Turkey Salmon Cat Food.

Hey Queen K, wipe your mouth please, you missed some....

These ladies are so cute when they get so old..

[Passion4Truth]

C'mon, y'all been duped!

Even the best tinfoil in a home made hat will not stop the chemtrail poisons.

Time to go store-bought:

Also recommended are the day vision lenses, preventing lights being seen in the sky :)