Soy Milk Conspiracy

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I don't know. HOW do you milk a SOY?
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Same way you milk an almond.
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Bsuds wrote:Same way you milk an almond.


That is a very interesting thought, that I never had before today. HOW do you milk an Almond?

How do you get down off an Elephant?
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You don't get down off an Elephant silly, you get down off a Duck.
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Bsuds wrote:You don't get down off an Elephant silly, you get down off a Duck.


Don't tell my goose that.
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Bsuds wrote:You don't get down off an Elephant silly, you get down off a Duck.

OR a goose. BUT I digress from the topic. What is the topic, again?
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Something about fake milk
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Bsuds wrote:Something about fake milk



HOW do you FAKE milk? One teat is the same as all the udders.
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I guess you have to let them soak in cow milk first.
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What really turns ME off is anything to do with any kind of NUT MILK.
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ValB58 wrote:What really turns ME off is anything to do with any kind of NUT MILK.

Oh, I'm not even gonna go there LOL!
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ValB58 wrote:What really turns ME off is anything to do with any kind of NUT MILK.

Dizzy1 wrote:Oh, I'm not even gonna go there LOL!



Good choice.
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