Big Foot

[beehands]

hello

ive been worried about letting my dog outside to go to the bathroom due to increased big foot activity in the area. anyone else having this problem?

anyone have any tips for keeping this furry rascals away from your beloved pets while they are going to the bathroom at night?

[Bsuds]

I find that if I hang Garlic from the trees on my property that the nasty Bigfeets will go do their business elsewhere.

I also give them directions to the neighbors that let their cats roam at night so they can get a little snack. It's been much quieter around here since I started doing that. Well except for the odd scream of a cat but that doesn't last long.

[beehands]

hmm while this method may work short term i worry that continually feeding the monster neighbors cats may result in some problems for me with the authorities. not to mention the moral implications.

[Triple 6]

My dogs have no fear of Big foot. I have a lot of fruit tree's in my yard that we're pretty sure he eats from. I mean my dogs can't climb the tree's. With that said he never causes concern or fear in my neighborhood.

Also Big foot is a vegetarian.

[beehands]

ok but would he attack my dog to protect his territory?

[Triple 6]

Seriously? He's really gentle.

[beehands]

ok thanks! ive seen some movies that showed him terrorizing groups of teens in the forest so i wasnt sure. i think it may have been the locals playing pranks on them i dont remember how it ended.

[Triple 6]

I hear you. I compare movies to real life a lot too!

[beehands]

it was filmed in that found footage style so it was pretty convincing

[Bsuds]

dogs can't climb the tree's.

Are you sure?

[Bsuds]

You could always point them in the direction of the edge of the flat Earth. They're not too smart and will fall off and not bother you anymore.

[Triple 6]

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Are you sure?

ha ha! Well my dogs can't. Maybe they can? I don't even know anymore.

[beehands]

haha very funny!

[beehands]

wow thanks for nothing triple 6 i went outside tonight after letting my dog out to poop with no fear that a big foot would attack my dog and i heard one rustling around in the bushes obviously aggravated about having a dog poop on its property! i frickin hustled my dog in pronto. i dont want to blame you for almost having my dog kidnapped and raised as a big foot but i dont have many options here.

[Triple 6]

that's too bad. I've never had problems. You should probably set up some night vision camera's and such. Stalk this bugger out!