Cooking 101 for the single Male.

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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby alanjh595 » Jan 21st, 2018, 1:29 pm

I found the missing toilet seat!!!!


In the warming drawer below the oven. It's now being sterilized in the bathtub with bleach water.

What were you people thinking?????
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby alanjh595 » Jan 21st, 2018, 1:40 pm

What did you guys do to my neighbours? I saw them out on their patio so, as usual, I opened my blinds and waved to them.

They gave me the 3rd degree stink-eye, turned their backs on me, and went back inside.
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby dirtybiker » Jan 21st, 2018, 2:28 pm

When you can't find oven mitts the toilet seat works well to lift
a hot pot off the stove....


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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby alanjh595 » Jan 21st, 2018, 2:54 pm

What's wrong with using a tea towel?
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby just popping in » Jan 21st, 2018, 4:11 pm

alanjh595 wrote:What did you guys do to my neighbours? I saw them out on their patio so, as usual, I opened my blinds and waved to them.

They gave me the 3rd degree stink-eye, turned their backs on me, and went back inside.


Must have been something you did / said?
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby alanjh595 » Jan 21st, 2018, 4:21 pm

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alanjh595 wrote:What did you guys do to my neighbours? I saw them out on their patio so, as usual, I opened my blinds and waved to them.

They gave me the 3rd degree stink-eye, turned their backs on me, and went back inside.


Must have been something you did / said?


We were great neighbours, up until today. Their driveway is one that I have shovelled for them all Winter. Something has changed in the last 22 hours.
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Queen K » Jan 21st, 2018, 6:05 pm

alanjh595 wrote:What did you guys do to my neighbours? I saw them out on their patio so, as usual, I opened my blinds and waved to them.

They gave me the 3rd degree stink-eye, turned their backs on me, and went back inside.


Ummmm, about the neighbours, ummm ya, I kinda hafta, say that their new attitude may be related to that red thing on the floor but it might be easier to take the fifth. :runforlife:
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Queen K » Jan 21st, 2018, 6:08 pm

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Mistaken for a gerbil at grocery store. Sorry. Should have turned him loose instead of chasing him into garborator.


it is difficult to reroll saran, QK tried hard but claws got in the way.


Ohhhhhh the Saran Wrap Debacle or Incident Du Saran. Well, you don't need need it do you? Today? :135:
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Queen K » Jan 21st, 2018, 6:11 pm

alanjh595 wrote:I am here at 5:00 AM, having less than 1 hours sleep. I have been in shock ever since. I just got up and went back to look at the carnage left behind. I am going to have my coffee and start taking pictures as evidence and to be used as a warning to all others that might think it's okay to open your home to these animals. :132:


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What delicious thing did you cook today after bleaching the toilet seat in the bathtub? :biggrin:
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby alanjh595 » Jan 21st, 2018, 6:25 pm

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alanjh595 wrote:I am here at 5:00 AM, having less than 1 hours sleep. I have been in shock ever since. I just got up and went back to look at the carnage left behind. I am going to have my coffee and start taking pictures as evidence and to be used as a warning to all others that might think it's okay to open your home to these animals. :132:


In my defense....--------------------> Squirrel!

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What delicious thing did you cook today after bleaching the toilet seat in the bathtub? :biggrin:


YEAH, good attempt at a diversion.
Stir fried veggies, chicken breast on noodles. It was great.

Last night is a complete blur to me. What did you guys do to me? Next time, give me a 24 hour warning so that I can be "out-of-town". 4.5 hours to clean up that mess.
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Catsumi » Jan 21st, 2018, 7:31 pm

alanjh595 wrote:I found the missing toilet seat!!!!


In the warming drawer below the oven. It's now being sterilized in the bathtub with bleach water.

What were you people thinking?????



Who had time to think?

It was a flurry of fur, cat hair and mashed potatoes!
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Queen K » Jan 21st, 2018, 7:33 pm

I'm so ashamed. :cry:

Can I buy Alan a Tide Pod for his 4.5 hours of labour today?

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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Fancy » Jan 21st, 2018, 7:37 pm

I need a few to catch up.....
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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Catsumi » Jan 21st, 2018, 8:09 pm

Queen K wrote:I'm so ashamed. :cry:

Can I buy Alan a Tide Pod for his 4.5 hours of labour today?

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Oh,dearie me, QK, that looks so yumptious! We will have to enjoy one of these on another thread, anytime, somewhere soon!


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Re: Cooking 101 for the single Male.

Postby Queen K » Jan 21st, 2018, 8:13 pm

I hope Alan can cook up a storm, create a dish to compliment the tastes and textures of the Tide Pod Shooter.

Where is Alan anyways? :135:
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