Central Okanagan housing market thread

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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Catsumi » Dec 15th, 2017, 7:07 pm

hobo, dearie. When you collect enough house keys from fleeing house/mortgage indebtees, we will have a great selection of mansions available for another big HOUSING party.

Way to use the noodle, my little chick.

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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby HoboJo » Dec 15th, 2017, 7:24 pm

And here was me thinking I could just melt them down to use as a paper weight to keep my stacks of bills from flying around.... at least you where thinking ahead of the curve.

Wait;

why are you not fleeing?
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Catsumi » Dec 15th, 2017, 7:28 pm

Deep in the thick dark forest, my den is mortgage and tax free!
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Bpeep » Dec 15th, 2017, 8:26 pm

Catsumi wrote:Deep in the thick dark forest, my den is mortgage and tax free!

Tax free too?
You a renter?
I have a baseball for you. You're more than welcome to rent it.
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Bpeep » Dec 15th, 2017, 8:27 pm

If it crashes to zero, ill continue living in my dump.
Taint purdy but it's my dump.
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby LTD » Dec 15th, 2017, 8:31 pm

Bman wrote:
Catsumi wrote:Deep in the thick dark forest, my den is mortgage and tax free!

Tax free too?
You a renter?

a native perhaps?

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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Catsumi » Dec 15th, 2017, 9:01 pm

Why overlook another possibility....squatter!

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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Queen K » Dec 15th, 2017, 11:16 pm

I've decided to squat over in Bmans cabin in the vale.
I'll be cheaper than dirt and I can draw water from the pond.
Hopefully there's berries left to forage for.
Could it be that a whole life can shift the day one starts telling the truth about what makes one happy?
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby HorganIsMyHero » Dec 16th, 2017, 12:33 am

Queen K wrote:I've decided to squat over in Bmans cabin in the vale.
I'll be cheaper than dirt and I can draw water from the pond.
Hopefully there's berries left to forage for.


You mean you're not being held hostage at your home and have free will? Weird, I could have sworn that you've spent the last 24 hours whining that pot smokers are holding you hostage and that your life is horrible.
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby LTD » Dec 16th, 2017, 5:33 am

why do ya think she wants out, must be pretty bad if yur willing to shack up at Bmans
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Bpeep » Dec 16th, 2017, 10:23 am

I maintain a palatial guest house on the estate.
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Queen K » Dec 16th, 2017, 10:24 am

And appointed with tasteful decor.
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Bpeep » Dec 16th, 2017, 10:40 am

Queen K wrote:And appointed with tasteful decor.

Tis at that.
Tasteful antiquities and bric a brac.
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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby Catsumi » Dec 16th, 2017, 5:30 pm

Many thanks BMan for gifting me that lovely red gown you wore briefly at the HOUSING party. Upon examining it at closer range it appears to be made of the finest camel eyelashes money can buy.

After a thorough washing and bleaching it will be put to good use at our next party!

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Re: Central Okanagan housing market thread

Postby forum » Dec 16th, 2017, 6:39 pm

I hope the next party is in the new house I build.

If you plan on attending, the cost is going to be 1 Litecoin.
A select few in here will receive 1 Litecoin from me after the party just because I licked them.

So buy one Litecoin now, before it doubles.

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