Doctor Word Game

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:24 am

Go bear hunting and then cook up a bear roast over car fire. feed riots maybe their blood sugar is low.

Married the wrong person

Frisk · Post by **Frisk** » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:27 am

mee-mo87 · Post by **mee-mo87** » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:56 am

Press against both walls and climb out.

Tripped and fell face first into mudpie

Roadster · Post by **Roadster** » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:02 pm

Eat since it is called a pie, add whipping cream first

Nose bit by dog

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:11 pm

Cut off tip of toe and sew on to tip of nose

Cheesie stuck in nose

Lady tehMa · Post by **Lady tehMa** » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:20 pm

block the other nostril and blow, hard.

scratched cornea

Roadster · Post by **Roadster** » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:55 pm

Look through other eye

woke up after drinking on friends couch, permanent marker on face.

Lady tehMa · Post by **Lady tehMa** » Jun 16th, 2011, 1:22 pm

drink water and take aspirin for hangover, look in mirror and accept you were a complete knob for behaving that way.

broken arm

mee-mo87 · Post by **mee-mo87** » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:14 pm

splint to body, wrap with McGyver tape.

Hernia

xjeepguy · Post by **xjeepguy** » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:19 pm

Hold back the protrusion and seek med attn.

Gallbladder attack

Queen K · Post by **Queen K** » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:54 pm

Attack back, no holds barred.

sprained wrist from flipping through 8 remote controls

xjeepguy · Post by **xjeepguy** » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:55 pm

Buy a Harmony remote and toss the 8 on the top shelf.

Unstoppable nose bleed

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 16th, 2011, 3:13 pm

Plug nostrils with super tampons and go to the doctor

Ingrown hair on the inside of your upper thigh

Lady tehMa · Post by **Lady tehMa** » Jun 16th, 2011, 3:53 pm

exacto knife and tweezers

teenager suffering from game controller shoved up butt

mee-mo87 · Post by **mee-mo87** » Jun 16th, 2011, 4:31 pm

Leave it there.

Ran into doorknob, bleeding gash in middle of forehead.

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