The Never Ending Story

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... I have to lay off the weed for a while and ...
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go make a post in my online journal. Impressed with how my story was going so far I decided to do something to keep it going and ...
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.. being thirsty decided to stop at the corner store for a cold drink and then I saw ..
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that Falcore the Luck Dragon (tm) had regurgitated that baby duckling, still very much alive and kicking, right in the middle of the intersection. It was stuck there! So I
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... phoned S.O.R.C.O. and asked for their help. After the duckling was rescued I drove towards the beach to ...
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go to that little bar and order tequila sunrises. When I got there I put the jukebox on "House of the Rising Sun" and
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in walked Uncle Albert.
So we ordered another round and started to.....
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dismantle the jukebox because it also had The Lion Sleeps Tonight and there was no way we wanted that song to play! When we finally removed the offending record (this is an old fashioned jukebox with 45rpm records) we smashed it. The bar owner reacted with
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his two turntables and a microphone. The place was hopping when a woman walked up to Uncle Albert and said,
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"Are you wearing a toupee?". In a slurred voice he said....
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... Susan is that you ? That's when uncle Albert passed out, so I decided to leave and go for a swim. The sun was setting and ..
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...the bealuty of the glimmering shades of pink and orange on the water caused me to forget that it was February. I began to undue my shirt when...
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the frigid air hit my bare skin and reality sunk in. Donning my winter wear again, I headed for the nearest Timmie's for a monster hot chocolate before I ....
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passed out, my stomach filled with yummy doughnuts. I woke up a couple hours later thinking crap... I forgot to drink my hot chocolate, which is cold now so I...
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