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Elk banned from passionate love towards BC cow
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French Castanut
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Elk banned from passionate love towards BC cow
In British Columbia, one lonely, relocated bull elk roams the wild, asking why he's been separated from his beloved.
"If you were there watching, it would be an X-rated movie. Several times a day," Messner added.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/1 ... 82598.html
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grammafreddy
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Re: Elk banned from passionate love towards BC cow
LOL - from your link ...
A bull is male, a cow is female.
The Elk dominated the bull cows
A bull is male, a cow is female.
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Re: Elk banned from passionate love towards BC cow
An unusual romantic relationship, for sure, but there is now a twist to this story; one cow is pregnant. It could not have been bred by one of the rancher's bulls because they were removed from the herd 14 months ago, and the gestation period is only 10 months.
The farmer is thinking the elk is the daddy, but the vet is telling him that it just ain't possible. The vet's theory is that a stray bull made his way into his herd 9 months ago. The cow is due next month.
The farmer is thinking the elk is the daddy, but the vet is telling him that it just ain't possible. The vet's theory is that a stray bull made his way into his herd 9 months ago. The cow is due next month.
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Re: Elk banned from passionate love towards BC cow
grammafreddy wrote:
A bull is male, a cow is female.
A bull is a male what?
From Merriam-Webster:
Definition of COW
1
a : the mature female of cattle (genus Bos)
b : the mature female of various usually large animals (as an elephant, whale, or moose)
2
: a domestic bovine animal regardless of sex or age
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