Ban Someone!

[dogspoiler]

From your pointy face to your massive butt
With your matted hair and distended gut
Leaving here would be very good
I'm banning you cuz you said I could

[WeatherWoman]

Banning the dog and his poignant poetry

[dogspoiler]

It wasn't pignant, it was Katnant. you are banned.

[Queen K]

I ban dogspoiler for plagerism, that was a love letter written I wrote to Logitech years ago.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban the Kat for lack of copyright protection.

[dogspoiler]

You should have used protection too. You are banned.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban the dog for make remarks about my little witch and warlock.

[dogspoiler]

You and your litter are banned

[Queen K]

I ban dogspoiler for bringing up helpless little puppies in this thread.

[dogspoiler]

I ban the cat for an abundance of acceptance and support for the broom clan,

[Queen K]

I ban the dog for howling at the moon all night. Neighbours are trying to sleep through the racket.

[dogspoiler]

You are banned for putting the needs of others above those of the Dog.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban you for thinking DOG and GOD are interchangeable

[dogspoiler]

One is an omnipotent being, the other is a myth,

[Queen K]

I ban the dog for having a consciousness of humans and cats, enough to know what a myth even is. Like, "there are bones for all in a far away land."