Given One Authority
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Given One Authority
If you could be granted one authority to enforce existing laws that our police forces are responsible to uphold what would you choose? Would you take on speeders, drug dealers, distracted driving, aggressive driving or anything else?
I would go after distracted drivers with a passion and a vengeance.
I would go after distracted drivers with a passion and a vengeance.
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Re: Given One Authority
I would go after the 3 out of every 5 drivers that change lanes in an intersection in the midst of a left or right turn.
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Re: Given One Authority
I would go after distracted drivers that change lanes in an intersection...
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Re: Given One Authority
I’d go after distracted drivers who go after distracted drivers seeing that they’re just as distracted as the others are.
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Re: Given One Authority
I would go after speeding drug dealers who are talking on their phones while changing lanes in an intersection!
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Re: Given One Authority
I'd like to be in charge of making old people give up their licenses because last time they were able to see the road properly was during Raegan administration.
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Re: Given One Authority
Illegally modified vehicles driven by distracted. impaired drug dealers that
change lanes in intersections and brake check semi's.
or, to simplify.
Everyone not driving a semi !
(and some that do.)
change lanes in intersections and brake check semi's.
or, to simplify.
Everyone not driving a semi !
(and some that do.)
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Re: Given One Authority
i'd go after all proceeds of crime for all criminal organizations / gangs
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Re: Given One Authority
Busting left lane hogs who are going the exact same speed or less than the driver beside them, impeding traffic flow. They should be publicly flogged.
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Re: Given One Authority
dirtybiker wrote:Illegally modified vehicles driven by distracted. impaired drug dealers that
change lanes in intersections and brake check semi's.
or, to simplify.
Everyone not driving a semi !
(and some that do.)
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Re: Given One Authority
JLives wrote:Busting left lane hogs who are going the exact same speed or less than the driver beside them, impeding traffic flow. They should be publicly flogged.
Busting people in the right lane that speed up and match the speed of those in the left lane that
pulled out to pass, thus creating the illusion of one being a left lane hog.
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Re: Given One Authority
Bsuds wrote:I would go after speeding drug dealers who are talking on their phones while changing lanes in an intersection!
Isn't that three ??....
I'd go after stupid drivers ... There's LOTS of things that can be called stupid and there's a law for each and every one .
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Re: Given One Authority
Eliminate @$$h0!es.
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Re: Given One Authority
kgcayenne wrote:Eliminate @$$h0!es.
That certainly would thin out the herd . . . no supply or demand for illegal substances or materials . . .
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Re: Given One Authority
The authority to start a party anywhere.
Then I could go to various places and say "You got the right...to PAAARRRTAAYY!" and breakout into a party.
Then I could go to various places and say "You got the right...to PAAARRRTAAYY!" and breakout into a party.