Ban Someone!

[Queen K]

Most guys ban them selves into Nordic hottubs filled with Swedish supermodels, but alas these days such things are frowned upon.

I ban thee for melting reeses peanut butter cups into a hottub drain system, thus costing Castanet thousands of clams for clean up.

[HoboJo]

Wait, I haven't pulled the plug yet.

I can/will eat this hypothetical vat of chocolate.

hmmm fantasys...

Also, banned for not knowing that clams are not legal tender.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban Hobojo for the image of chocolate and clams.

[HoboJo]

Had I been purporting chocolate clams (without strawberries and consent), I would take that ban.

I must ban the Witch for making me look up chocolate clams (then having to delete my browser history).

[WeatherWoman]

I have to ban hobojo for making me look that up and then have to delete my history.

[HoboJo]

I also deleted my history out of horror and had to use post-it-notes to log into Castanet to BAN you ;-)

[WeatherWoman]

horror or *bleep*....you are banned

[HoboJo]

Asking about those links, neigh, referring to them will most likely put you on a list. A list of horror.

Do yourself a favour and burn all your electronics (maybe your residence as well) to ensure that you do not get Banned.

(wait, witches are immune to fire right? It is that why they float? Heavier than a duck? Damnit, take your chances.)

[dogspoiler]

I have had enough of you bunch of pests. You are all banished to the boiling Sulphur pits, chained by your scrawny necks to big hot boulders. Roast in Piece.

[WeatherWoman]

We get a trip to the hot springs?

You are banned because there is no dogs allowed.

[HoboJo]

As the melting point of sulphur is roughly 115.2 °C I may leave this particular spring for the dogs as it where.

I can deploy an inflatable/constructible pool nearby though. All you whom have not been banned are invited. Clothing optional.

I must ban Weather Woman for not bringing/having a 100/lb puppy.

(It took an entire summer to convince my rottweiler that she could, like all mammals, swim)

[Queen K]

I have no clever rejoinder to Hobojo's snub at not being invited into his pool except to suggest that I fill it with chicken stock and slowly heat it up to nearly parboiling point to create the type of chicken meat most appreciated by the chicks.

[dogspoiler]

you should tear his inards out before you cook him

[Queen K]

Such indelicate work is the dog's job.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban the queen for thinking the dog could appropriately clean the bird without eating the whole thing....no soup for you