Furry Nails
- normaM
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oh Alan :( That same logic when you shake hands most likely touching a hand that held a penis
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- alanjh595
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At least a bare hand can and is washed. Fur, not so much.
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Now NormaM, we know what you secretly covet
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Here is a thought that could eliminate hand shaking for a number of people. Just think how many people possibly don't wash their hands after doing either #1 or #2.
How we have all been in public washrooms were we have noticed others walk past sinks & out the door.
I can see the purell sales going threw the roof. lol
How we have all been in public washrooms were we have noticed others walk past sinks & out the door.
I can see the purell sales going threw the roof. lol
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alanjh595 wrote:Including the above.......just think about what part of the anatomy was wiped just before that hand was extended to shake yours in greeting?
Would you accept a drink or food from a server with those culture, growing things on their hands? They are disgusting and are disease transmitters.
Let's not be so quick to condemn. Just consider how many allow their dogs to lick their lips after using tongues to cleanse nether regions ....mmmm, sanitary? Out the window.
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Catsumi wrote:Let's not be so quick to condemn. Just consider how many allow their dogs to lick their lips after using tongues to cleanse nether regions ....mmmm, sanitary? Out the window.
I lived with my dog - and can sanitize. Don't live with those that have no hygiene.
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Queen K wrote:Oh no, I assure you I barely pull off nail polish. Must be the gardener in me. Oh, and we aren't allowed to wear it at work.
Lizard scale nails? Is that going to be the new "next thing?"
I can't see furry nails becoming the fashion hit this year judging from all these comments. ha ha.
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Let's not be so quick to condemn. Just consider how many allow their dogs to lick their lips after using tongues to cleanse nether regions ....mmmm, sanitary? Out the window.
They say that the enzymes in an animals tongue can MORE than sanitize their "nether regions" and not pose a threat to humans after the fact ...
And let's be honest , who here WOULDN'T lick their own dirty parts IF they could ?
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Those furry nails are just another excuse for women to not do any heavy lifting or anything that involves getting them wet.
Ever seen a wet cat? Pretty ugly looking critter.
Ever seen a wet cat? Pretty ugly looking critter.
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MAPearce wrote:
And let's be honest , who here WOULDN'T lick their own dirty parts IF they could ?
So much for going to work !
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- normaM
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I never shake hands. Tired old custom anyhow and I agree the key word is CAN not MUST. Honks should go off when ppl don't wash their hands. Loud air horns.
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normaM wrote:I never shake hands. Tired old custom anyhow and I agree the key word is CAN not MUST. Honks should go off when ppl don't wash their hands. Loud air horns.
Could you fist bump someone with furry nails ???
You know , the germs and all ..
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normaM wrote:I never shake hands. Tired old custom anyhow and I agree the key word is CAN not MUST. Honks should go off when ppl don't wash their hands. Loud air horns.
A gentleman does not shake a ladies hand anways.
He gently takes their fingers into his palm and places a gentle touch of his lips to her knuckles.
A man only shakes another mans hands and prays not to get handed a dead fish.
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dirtybiker wrote:normaM wrote:I never shake hands. Tired old custom anyhow and I agree the key word is CAN not MUST. Honks should go off when ppl don't wash their hands. Loud air horns.
A gentleman does not shake a ladies hand anways.
He gently takes their fingers into his palm and places a gentle touch of his lips to her knuckles.
A man only shakes another mans hands and prays not to get handed a dead fish.
A gentleman may shake a lady's hand if she presents it in such a manner.
Cursed be the dead fish in any case.
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