Deli's in Kelowna

[Catsumi]

Not much demand for such exotic fare as tongue and tripe.

I remember hot dogs and baloney sandwiches when a kidlet. They tasted so good according to my mind-memory taste bank.

What happened? What went wrong?

[LANDM]

Ya just can't get a good tongue sandwich anywhere anymore.
Ditto for tripe.

You can get excellent tripe tacos at back street taco stands in Mexico! The flights are cheap now.
Haven’t seen tongue tacos though.

[Bpeep]

That's a $700 taco that way.
Can't get a decent tongue and tripe in town unless it's ground up and adulterated with sodium nitrate and put in an edible tube.
I haven't found a decent squid in ink sauce since old Matterini died.
And everyone wants cavier made outta seaweed. And canned haggis.
There's a right way and a wrong way.

I haven't had a monkey brain since I left Kenya.

[Catsumi]

That's a $700 taco that way.
Can't get a decent tongue and tripe in town unless it's ground up and adulterated with sodium nitrate and put in an edible tube.
I haven't found a decent squid in ink sauce since old Matterini died.
And everyone wants cavier made outta seaweed. And canned haggis.
There's a right way and a wrong way.






I haven't had a monkey brain since I left Kenya.

Replacement with ...what?

[Bsuds]

And canned haggis.
There's a right way and a wrong way.

Apparently the Haggis I had was done the wrong way!

[Bsuds]

I haven't had a monkey brain since I left Kenya.

Replacement with ...what?

Nothing...it's an empty void!