Ban Someone!

[BoB76]

I ban you because you aren't cleaning your house like a woman is supposed to do.

[mechanic_virus]

I ban you, BoB, for trying to tell me what to do. YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY!

[usquebaugh]

I ban M_v for misplacing her wallet

[mechanic_virus]

I ban you, iphtheme, for automatically assuming it is my fault and not considering the possibility that midget space children snuck into my apartment and robbed me of it.

[usquebaugh]

I ban Mechanic_virus for not installing a force field for midget space children security purposes

[BoB76]

I ban you for talking about the vertically challenged.

[anniecat]

I ban Bob for being short

[usquebaugh]

I ban anniecat for beating me to banning BoB not indicating whether it was myself or M_v he was referring to in his last post.

[mechanic_virus]

I ban iphtheme for being a granola-eating hippie.

[usquebaugh]

I ban M_v for describing only a narrow part of my personhood

[anniecat]

I ban iphtheme for not disclosing the "other" part.

[usquebaugh]

I ban anniecat for missing the memo

[BoB76]

i ban iptheme for not getting pictures

[anniecat]

I ban Bob for assuming there aren't pictures

[ferri]

I ban you, iphtheme, for automatically assuming it is my fault and not considering the possibility that midget space children snuck into my apartment and robbed me of it.

i ban myself for reading that as midget space chickens.