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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Nov 29th, 2018, 9:23 pm

It's on you now. You know you could have just walked down to the corner of (*redacted) and pulled out the cord right? They didn't hire me in 1991. They may have buried their cables by now *bleep*.

Banning Q for missing the beak!

(Peak, I meant, peek!)
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Nov 29th, 2018, 9:37 pm

Blech, the beets are awful in here, peak cooking time passed, quit peekin' under the pot lid.
For bleatin's sakes I ban you fowl chicken.
Here I thought there was nothing lower than a snakes belly in a rut in a ditch. I was wrong.

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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Dec 3rd, 2018, 12:46 pm

mmoove that lid oink else your neieiei boars may notice a baaad smell. Prrr-fct that dogs dinner or be BANNED!
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby just popping in » Dec 6th, 2018, 7:41 pm

I ban JoboHo for blaming kitty who is making the best dog dinner.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Dec 9th, 2018, 12:12 pm

I ban Poop for thinking that cats make dinner out of ingredients other than puppies in the first place.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby just popping in » Dec 20th, 2018, 6:11 pm

I ban HeebyJeeby for even mentioning puppies and dinner in the same sentence.

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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jan 3rd, 2019, 6:24 pm

I ban sir mary *bleep* popin the *bleep* in for making me hungyry.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby just popping in » Jan 6th, 2019, 12:30 pm

I ban hObOjO for craving puppy dog tails

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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jan 7th, 2019, 10:49 pm

I tried to weigh my puppy today. She weighs more than me and was un-co-op-orative.

I ban pop for thinking that eating puppy dog tails would make my task easier. It only weighs 5lb.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Jan 9th, 2019, 11:06 am

I keep banning the Boom-a-rang chicken.
Here I thought there was nothing lower than a snakes belly in a rut in a ditch. I was wrong.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby just popping in » Jan 9th, 2019, 2:11 pm

I ban Kitty 'cause the boom-a-rang seems to be broken.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jan 10th, 2019, 7:21 pm

So, what with the snow and all, Tinkerbell found herself straddled between the bench seat and the snow bank.

Her back half is heavy, I just need to catch her jumping out to get her front ends' weight.

Banning the boomerang booers.
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