Doctor Word Game

Queen K · Post by **Queen K** » Jun 19th, 2011, 9:06 pm

Find the key.

You've laughed yourself silly.

Roadster · Post by **Roadster** » Jun 19th, 2011, 9:06 pm

Get over it

Your hair fell out while sleeping, no idea why

Queen K · Post by **Queen K** » Jun 19th, 2011, 9:08 pm

Buy crazy glue at Walmart cuz wigs are over $100.

You've got tennis elbow operating cleaning machines.

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 20th, 2011, 8:04 am

Hire a maid and ice elbow and drink some wine

Back muscle spasm...stuck in the bend over position

Lady tehMa · Post by **Lady tehMa** » Jun 20th, 2011, 9:01 am

swift kick to the rear ought to jolt you upright

carpal tunnel syndrome

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 20th, 2011, 10:44 am

Go to the Doctor..get a brace for your wrist and go on WCB while waiting for surgery

Took too many muscle relaxants

strwbrrydvl · Post by **strwbrrydvl** » Jun 20th, 2011, 10:46 am

Have a nice nap

Broke toe trying to get into bed while under the influence of muscle relaxants

Lady tehMa · Post by **Lady tehMa** » Jun 20th, 2011, 10:52 am

kiss any decent shoes goodbye for the next 6 months, especially heels. Work on raising your pain tolernce or invest in tylenol.

fell down a cliff.

mee-mo87 · Post by **mee-mo87** » Jun 20th, 2011, 12:21 pm

Let the hot firefighters carry you to the top to the good looking paramedic for "treatment"

Lost Brain Cells

strwbrrydvl · Post by **strwbrrydvl** » Jun 20th, 2011, 12:27 pm

Stop sniffing glue

Burnt tongue

mee-mo87 · Post by **mee-mo87** » Jun 20th, 2011, 1:07 pm

Suck on a box of favorite popsicles.

brain freeze

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 20th, 2011, 1:11 pm

Press your tongue to the roof of your mouth and eat more slowly

A giant zit at the end of your nose.

Roadster · Post by **Roadster** » Jun 20th, 2011, 1:14 pm

Wear a balaclava for a day or two, rob a bank while yer at it.

Wart on knuckle where it is supposed to bend.

WeatherWoman · Post by **WeatherWoman** » Jun 20th, 2011, 1:22 pm

If it's Roaster's finger just chop it off....anyone else buy some compound W and wear a bandaid!

Severed middle finger

Queen K · Post by **Queen K** » Jun 20th, 2011, 1:35 pm

Glue it back on, how else will one drive in this town without it?

Hazy memory.

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