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What's a dog's favourite job?

A rufferee :eyeballspin:
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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens.
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What do ya call a dog with no legs?

dont matter he wont come anyway
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Terrible, Roadster! How about this one.. (heheehee)

What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?



Sparky!!
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:dyinglaughing:
Thats worse then mine
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How do ya make a dog sound like a cat?


Close yer eyes if yer sensitive about yer dog,,,,,,,,,,













Put him in the freezer for three days and then put him on the table saw,,,,MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOW!
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Hey, can we post pics of our animals here too or is it just for joke pics?
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I know how to make a cat sound like a dog but you'll have to PM if you don't know the answer.

(Not going to post cruel jokes about pets in a pet-loving forum!)
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Roadster wrote:Hey, can we post pics of our animals here too or is it just for joke pics?

Good idea. Maybe the pet pics thread can be brought over or another fresh one started here?

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Might as well haul over the original pet pics thread. Jo?
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Ok, well I am gonna put a pic of my new pup here for now. I got a cool shot of her today.
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Done!
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Such a dog's life he has... with his own pillow... on my $$ mattress!!
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Ha ha, looks good nice bed he's got
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Dog catches salmon swimming across road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHp8UuyF ... r_embedded
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