Ferri's Stream O'Jokes

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Just before thanksgiving Alan and Mike are out hunting for turkeys when Alan keels over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

Mike gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend Alan is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Mike says, "OK, now what?"
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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole??













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Perfect timing for that joke.......considering it is Easter and all.

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What do you call a sad cup of coffee/


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Bsuds wrote: Apr 18th, 2022, 12:59 pm What do you call a sad cup of coffee/


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Bsuds wrote: May 2nd, 2022, 1:07 pmcameras.jpg
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HERE’S HOW BAD INFLATION IS:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.

And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.
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^^^
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