St. Patty's day

[Bpeep]

Since it's st pattys day tomorrow, I would like to take the opportunity to tell everyone my only Irish joke.
It's the same one I tell annually at this time, so most of you have heard it, but , we'll, I'm contributing.

Q: what's green and Irish and stays outdoors all summer?
A: Paddy O'Furniture.

Heh heh. Good one. Right?
Well it's better than your st patty day joke.
You didn't even tell one.

Say Irish Wristwatch ten times.

[Queen K]

My Irish joke is there's an Irish dude, a Scotch guy and an Englishman sitting in a bar watching Donald Trump being sworn in as President of the United States.
The Englishman and the Irishman fall over from their bar stools. The Scottish guy tells the bartender, "clearly the Irish dude needs to be propped back up."
I forget the rest.