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Trudeau Jokes
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Trudeau Jokes
Sorry, can't resist.
During a lull between the speeches at a recent Parliament Hill Correspondent's dinner, Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau leans over to chat with Harjit Sajjan, Minister of Defence.
"Ya know, I bought Justin a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, Justin has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says Harjit, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Sophie replies, "Neither does the parrot."
During a lull between the speeches at a recent Parliament Hill Correspondent's dinner, Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau leans over to chat with Harjit Sajjan, Minister of Defence.
"Ya know, I bought Justin a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, Justin has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says Harjit, "but, you do realize that he just speaks the words -- he doesn't really understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Sophie replies, "Neither does the parrot."
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