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A guy asked a girl in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I don't want to spend the night with you".
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked slowly to the guys table and she told him, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed right"?
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 just for one night"! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in the girls ears and said, "I study law and know how to make someone feel guilty"!
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I don't want to spend the night with you".
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked slowly to the guys table and she told him, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed right"?
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 just for one night"! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in the girls ears and said, "I study law and know how to make someone feel guilty"!
Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.